I showed my air quality control specialist to my thermostat and air conditioning system, as usual.
I’m the type of person who is probably never going to have children. I’m not sure if I can. Personally, I think that this world is too messed up to bring another human life into it. However, I have an intense desire to take care of other beings. This means, I collect a lot of animals that are in dire situations. I am the sort of person who will bottle feed a kitten for 6 weeks or use an eyedropper to nurse a baby bird back to health. Most recently, I found myself taking care of an adorable puppy who has a special neurological disorder. His name is Archie and he doesn’t have any muscle coordination. This means he has a lot of special needs like a baby. Recently, he even tricked my heating and cooling technician into thinking that I had produced my own child. When my normal HVAC technician arrived at the house, he seemed a little bit concerned about the crib in the corner of my living room. I showed my air quality control specialist to my thermostat and air conditioning system, as usual. However, the entire time my heating and cooling worker was eyeballing the children’s containment system in the corner. After he had adequately repaired my air conditioning system and Ice Cold Air was flowing through every vent again, my HVAC technician finally asked the question that had been on his mind. “Can I see your baby?” When I brought him over to the crib my heating and cooling technician burst out laughing. Apparently, the AC repairman wasn’t expecting to see a super fluffy dog lying in the children’s playpen.
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